remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid
when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid
when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid
i wish i had my own apartment so i could make food at two in the morning and dance around in my underwear
funny how once you get your own apartment this is actually exactly what happens
And then you cry over the responsibility of living on your own.
I have never read anything more accurate, tbh
Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.
this is real